Short Term Memory Loss Man

Short Term Memory Loss Man

A Play

Frank – Hi, how are you doing?

Peter – Fine, just fine

Frank – What’s your name?

Peter – Peter, how about you?

Frank – How about me what?

Peter – What’s your name?

Frank – Oh, Frank, what’s yours?

Peter – I already said “Peter,” can’t you remember?

Frank – Oh, I’m sorry, I just … hey, where are we anyway?

Peter – We’re standing in line to get on the new roller coaster.

Frank – Hi, what’s your name?

Peter – PETER!

Frank – You don’t have to yell, buddy.

Peter – I’m sorry, it’s just that you asked me that question about a hundred times already.

Frank – Sorry, what are we standing in line for, Mr.?

Peter – Geez, are you bloody stupid, you jerk. We are in line to get on the new roller freakin’ coaster.

Frank – Were are we then?