1. It is not we who are crazy. It is we who are mad!
2. I am the S.P.O.A.P.T I speak for the caffeine.
3. Webpages….Webpages…go and get your gifs and your jpg’s.
(to the tune of Bill Cosby’s “Picture Pages”)
4. Ranma 1/2 rpg homepage: http://www.early.com/~neaner/rpg/rpg/index.html
5. Erin’s always on-line and if she’s not she’s on the phone! with one of the scores of her “boyfriends”
6. snow->spring->snow?
7. Major changes
8. Varma must be sacrificed to the great gods of differential equations.
9. Advisement….Scheduling…Lines…all the classes you want are filled! YUCK!
10. I just hate it when acrylic paint gets in my hair.
11. Ditto for oils.
12. Lisa’s on her way:)
13. Neaner’s homepage should be reserved for halloween…she put all of our pictures on it
14. RRrruffles have RRrridges.
15. Be happily sedated with Nyquil.
The stuffy head, sneezy, sniffily, coughing, what the hell am I doing on the floor medicine.
16. Erin thinks she’s going away for the summer.
17. Be prepared, I’m coming soon to take your life.
18. Will Mulder and Scully get together? Find out next X-Files.
19. Spiffy’s conscience–long story e-mail us and we will be happy to explain:)
20. Starring Paul J. Gallo as Mephistophiles and Cristi M. Miller as Clarence.
21. Erin is a big flirt and neaner is not far behind next is lil ole me.
22. And well then there’s Cristi.
23. Flogged for Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
24. Sugar, Honey Ice and Tea.
25. I just don’t GET it! (valley girl accent required produced by a blond preferably)
26. Ask Nean to Demonstrate.
27. Enemy Mine
28. Why does it snow in April?
29. Shut up….I don’t want to hear about snow…we are supposed to have global WARMING!
30. For over 75 years, there’s been one candy that’s extraordinarily rich. Smooth, creamy. long lasting…Pearson Nips.
31. Cristi is becoming a Horse??????
32. Not a Horse…hoarse(her throat)
33. Charge, I say.
34. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
35. Too much sugar for Cristi!
36. Look out….she has a Jolt and 6 giant pixie sticks!!!!!!!
37. Hide the Fun Dip!!!!!
38. Cristi is a pinball:) boing…boing…boing…flip…flip…boing
39. No not the cow puters.
40. Have you found the Imposter M&M yet?
41. You will never find it because it painted itself blue!
42. Hello Kitty is evil, Keroppi is Hello Kitty in a frog suit, Barney’s the beast and Sailor Moon is the harbinger of the apocolypse.
43. Now she has Mountain Dew>>>>>>>>run away>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
44. Why are eyebrows darker than the head on your head?
45. Hurry you can still catch the comet:)
46. Did you go to the Caf.? Bet you got lei’d
47. Punny very Punny.
48. Electricity and Magnetism were just not meant to be described mathematically by young physists.
49. Shut up (Erin) or I will hit you!
50. Oh, little playmate…come out and play with me and bring your dollies three, climb up my apple tree, slide down my rainspout into my cellardoor and we’ll be jolly friends forever more:)
51. Oh little enemy…come out and fight with me and bring you soilders three, climb up my picker tree, slide down my rainspout into my dungeon door and we’ll be enemies forever more:(
52. Miss Susie…..(alright evough of that!!!!!)
53. Erin’s deprived.
54. Not just of sex.
55. Jaime at least got some:)
56. And the rest were celibate.
57. but that’s okay because they believe in God and junk.
58. Neaner’s not gonna like this……
59. Think fast.
60. Spiffy’s inhaling screen printing chemicals….we guess they have the same effect as KILLS in a closed room.
61. Spiffy, I could’ve got you the real thing.
62. It’s time for our daily affirmation, we’re gonna do a good list today, because we are good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it people LIKE US.
63. Egocentric aren’t WE?
64. I’m being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor, ditto, ditto, and I don’t like it very much. Oh no, he swallowed my toe, oh gee, he swallowed my knee…oh heck, he swallowed my neck, oh dread, he swallowed my (gulp!)
65. I wear my pink Pajammas in the summer when its hot….
66. But tonight I’m naked as a new born babe!
67. Where did Erin’s brain cells go? Into the computer screen!
68. Picture pages, picture pages, time to do your picture pages, time to watch Bill Cosby do a picture page with you.
69. Your colon can moo, can you?
70. Taz!!!!!!
71. What kinda day are you having???? Mail us all of your interesting days!!!
72. Guess what? Erin’s on the phone again…
73. 4/17-9:30pm erin said “I don’t want to go to admin.” And the world quaked in fear because the apocolypse is near.
74. Pouty face.
75. Pinwheel, pinwheel spinning around, look through my pinwheel and see what I found.
76. Gotcha last
77. Cartoon Network…Sci-Fi Channel…Weather Channel….why don’t we have a crayola channel.
78. Erin is being the BIGGEST BITCH ON CAMPUS.
79. Cristi: hack…hack, cough…cough, I hate colds.
80. I one the sandbox, I two the sandbox,…I seven the sandbox, I eight the sandbox…EWEWEEEEEEeeeeee
81. Dolly ( the cloned sheep) ate the little lamb:(
82. Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little spam.
83. Roses are red, violets are blue, that’s what they say, but it just isn’t true. Roses are red, and apples are too, but violets are violet, violets aren’t blue. An orange is orange, but greenland’s not green. A pinky’s not pink, so what does it mean? To say something is blue when it’s not we defile it. But ah, what the heck? It’s hard to rhyme violet.
84. Guess what!!!!!!!9:34pm-Erin went to Admin. The world is safe once again.
85. Cliche`
86. Trivia: what is a common characteristic of dalmations without spots?
87. Jaime went to get the telephone. the keyboard is mine! mine do you hear me? MINE! Bwa-hahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha!
88. And so he says to me, do you wanna be a bad guy? and I say yeah baby yeah! I wanna be bad! surfs up space ponies! I’m making gravy without the lumps!
89. da-da da-da da dum, dum, i … am … your singing telegram. (BANG!)
90. We’re like the Mounties, we always get our man.
91. Mrs. Peacock was a MAN?!
92. May I say that you’re looking exceptionally lovely? Yes, I know, I know I seem too good to be true, but I’m not. Hows about we go and live happily ever after? … I’m your night in shining armour, baby. Your prince. Your one and only heart’s desire. Hark, I hear true love calling.
93. Cristi’s dog is sick
94. I do solemly swear to only watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make rude underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed leiderhosen every single day for the rest of my life!
95. Paul’s scary.
96. Why, Frank, you’re loosing your hair.
97. Gee whiz.
98. Ring around the rosey: about the plague?
99. The year I was going to graduate.
100. People who watch too much Japanese Anime start quoting and thinking like them…but sorry guys, YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.

NEANER, CRISTI, JAIME, INSPIRED BY ERIN AND A LINE OR TWO FROM FRANK, I MEAN PAUL.
4/17/97

Quotes 4-10-97

1. The Ritual Quote List is NOT to be altered.
2. two storm troopers walk into a bar.
3. I told you, I’m not bent on world domination. I just want the United States.
4. propylactics!!
5. Hi Daddy Paul=)
6. Do not give the SPOAPT caffeine…repeat do NOT givethe SPOAPT caffeine
7. MegaJolt…Caffeine x2
8. Put the Jolt down…step AWAY from the Jolt…
9. Remind people that it’s Listening Awareness Month, then be kind enough
to help them honor it by letting them sit there patiently while you rant
on and on about your views on just about everything.
10. Tomorrow (4/11) is Barbershop Quartet Day!!!
11. When did life get so complicated??
12. Now Grandma’s a person who everyone likes
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn’t been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died, and some day you will too.
13. Liquin is cool!!!! (But don’t sniff too much cause it kills brain cells!)
14. You are so cool, it’s like you’re a Goddess or something
Well, that’s probably because I am a –
15. Why is Erin packing now when she isn’t leaving til tomorrow afternoon?
16. He must decide, he must decide … Even though I made him up he must decide.
17. The comet is STILL visible…catch it while you can!
18. Here’s a little dream I heard, one sunny day as I was out walking
Look there is a silly bird, and a goat who lives his life stalking.
I said the other side, that’s why I believe in balance
But I went an took this ride, what I saw I swore to silence.
19. No time for sin, it bites, livin’ in an Amish Paradise
20. See how pathetic our list is without Jaime? We need Jaime! Where are you Jaime?

… to be continued …

List 5

Special Quote List Poll: How Hyper will Cristi get on three giant pixie sticks and a can of jolt?

1. Cristi is a C-A reject
2. A penguin?
3. The Evil Cristi finds the sweet innocent Jaime and attempts to transform her into Evil Jaime! Fortunately, the good and sweet Neaner comes to the rescue of Evil Jaime and changes her back into sweet innocent Jaime. Then with the help of Super Spiffy, she defeats the evil Queen Cristi! The battle was long, but good had triumphed.
4. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
5. Uh, ya put your weed in there….
6. A bat?
7. Heh heh heh, what’s in the pipe, Santa?
8. It IS the rabbit!
9. Greetings Jack the Druid.
10. We don’t need no stinkin’ patches, we chew nicoderm. ™
11. My dear Uncle Tendo … Octopus Face … an Oompa-Loompa.
12. I’d sooner kiss a wookiee.
13. It’s not my fault.
14. I have a bad feeling about this.
15. Guys! … Hey Guys! … wait up!
16. Well maybe t’s just me, but I believe we’re going to have to get medieval on your buttox.
17. Life is like a box of chocolates … you open it up and most times someones taken a bite out of each and every single one … that’s when I gotta getout my 45 and blow their heads off … That’s all I have to say about that.
18. Convert to Catholicism, We have our own country!
19. Why did you have to hit me? You hurt me you hurt me you hurt me!
20. When my work is finished, I’m coming back for you.
21. Oh no the evil left twin!
22. Big it Medium it and Little it and the Other it … aka us.
23. Jaba walks
24. It’s a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.
25. Same sin, half the guilt
26. Become a Protestant … we’re right.
27. When you don’t agree with the church … make a new one.
28. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not … In India statues of cows drink milk.
29. Barnabas Collins.
30. Jalepeno on a stick
31. Alright, this time without the jalepenos
32. I want the potty seat, no I want the potty seat, you can’t have the potty seat, someone might need it.
33. We all have truths, are ours the same as yours?
34. The Evil Leaper
35. Hey, the Easter Bunny ate a kid!
36. What’s da buzz, tell me what’s a-happenin’
37. Don’t touch that! It’s the History Eraser Button!
38. My evil twin has a twin like me.
39. I will finish what I sta
40. One thing I’ll say for him – Jesus is cool.
41. My opera records – Covered with bubble gum! My dinosaur droppings! painted … like EASTER EGGS! My rare, incurable diseases! Violated!
42. 42?
43. Wicket’s got a gun.
44. Climbing on art
45. If I swing over the bar, will I turn into Inside-Out-Girl?
46. Assimilate this
47. Aw shucks
48. squeak
49. Ensign Jones is an immortal.
50. I can see a part of me in you.
51. The world is a vampire
52. why does everything happen in threes?
53. why does everything happen in threes?
54. why does everything happen in threes?
55. Is this too redundant?
56. Is this two redundants?
57. Do you find repetiton annoying?
58. Do you still find repetition annoying?
59. How about now? Is it still annoying?
60. My brain hurts
61. The Princess Pat lived in a tree …
62. What’s That? It’s Pat.
63. It’s is not too late to catch the UFO behind the comet.
64. Race ya there.
65. Fools! It’s in front of the comet!
66. Mulder, time can’t just stop, it’s a universal constant!
67. Not in this zip code.
68. http://www.heavensgate.com
69. spring time –> blizzard –> spring time = PA
70. http://www.landolakes.com
71. sigfried and roy
72. Bowling is Fun … Bring a Friend
73. Rent-a-foot disease
74. go away, nobody here but the FBI’s least wanted
75. do you know what changing water into wine is in the Christian Church?
76. Biblical Kool-Aid
77. After 39 years in the desert, Mrs. Moses secretly asked for direction.
78. cut it out.
79. mellow yellow
80. Tick, you can’t fight Evil with a Macaroni Duck!
81. What do you do when your roommate’s boyfriend’s daughter is older than you?
82. I am Bushroot.
83. It’s not nice to attack people with sharp objects.
84. oh lighten up, Jesus
85. here’s a quarter, buy a clue
86. Some times you want to go where everybody knows your name … and every episode’s the same.
87. Why do people take the laces out of bobos?
88. who’s on the inside hiding out?
89. Latin Latin, who’s got the Latin? – Z-man
90. MJS ABS CMMM JLAAMK
91. The Thorn of Oblivian looks like a giant piece of Candy Corn.
92. Cadbury Eggs are unborn fowl laid by rabbits
93. One on One Ninja Training with accomplished Master, Learn secret Ninjitsu Secrets in your spare time. “I am your Svengali”
94. I’ve got vibes.
95. What is the most violent crime performed on easter bunnies? answer: drive by eggings
96. I feel just like Uncle Wiggly.
97. Unsolved Mysteries
98. Penfold … Shush
99. College Graduate: Will Think for Food.
100. I love you, You love me. Please don’t point that gun at me.

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