1. It is not we who are crazy. It is we who are mad!
2. I am the S.P.O.A.P.T I speak for the caffeine.
3. Webpages….Webpages…go and get your gifs and your jpg’s.
(to the tune of Bill Cosby’s “Picture Pages”)
4. Ranma 1/2 rpg homepage: http://www.early.com/~neaner/rpg/rpg/index.html
5. Erin’s always on-line and if she’s not she’s on the phone! with one of the scores of her “boyfriends”
7. Major changes
8. Varma must be sacrificed to the great gods of differential equations.
9. Advisement….Scheduling…Lines…all the classes you want are filled! YUCK!
10. I just hate it when acrylic paint gets in my hair.
11. Ditto for oils.
12. Lisa’s on her way:)
13. Neaner’s homepage should be reserved for halloween…she put all of our pictures on it
14. RRrruffles have RRrridges.
15. Be happily sedated with Nyquil.
The stuffy head, sneezy, sniffily, coughing, what the hell am I doing on the floor medicine.
16. Erin thinks she’s going away for the summer.
17. Be prepared, I’m coming soon to take your life.
18. Will Mulder and Scully get together? Find out next X-Files.
19. Spiffy’s conscience–long story e-mail us and we will be happy to explain:)
20. Starring Paul J. Gallo as Mephistophiles and Cristi M. Miller as Clarence.
21. Erin is a big flirt and neaner is not far behind next is lil ole me.
22. And well then there’s Cristi.
23. Flogged for Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
24. Sugar, Honey Ice and Tea.
25. I just don’t GET it! (valley girl accent required produced by a blond preferably)
26. Ask Nean to Demonstrate.
27. Enemy Mine
28. Why does it snow in April?
29. Shut up….I don’t want to hear about snow…we are supposed to have global WARMING!
30. For over 75 years, there’s been one candy that’s extraordinarily rich. Smooth, creamy. long lasting…Pearson Nips.
31. Cristi is becoming a Horse??????
32. Not a Horse…hoarse(her throat)
33. Charge, I say.
34. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
35. Too much sugar for Cristi!
36. Look out….she has a Jolt and 6 giant pixie sticks!!!!!!!
37. Hide the Fun Dip!!!!!
38. Cristi is a pinball:) boing…boing…boing…flip…flip…boing
39. No not the cow puters.
40. Have you found the Imposter M&M yet?
41. You will never find it because it painted itself blue!
42. Hello Kitty is evil, Keroppi is Hello Kitty in a frog suit, Barney’s the beast and Sailor Moon is the harbinger of the apocolypse.
43. Now she has Mountain Dew>>>>>>>>run away>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
44. Why are eyebrows darker than the head on your head?
45. Hurry you can still catch the comet:)
46. Did you go to the Caf.? Bet you got lei’d
47. Punny very Punny.
48. Electricity and Magnetism were just not meant to be described mathematically by young physists.
49. Shut up (Erin) or I will hit you!
50. Oh, little playmate…come out and play with me and bring your dollies three, climb up my apple tree, slide down my rainspout into my cellardoor and we’ll be jolly friends forever more:)
51. Oh little enemy…come out and fight with me and bring you soilders three, climb up my picker tree, slide down my rainspout into my dungeon door and we’ll be enemies forever more:(
52. Miss Susie…..(alright evough of that!!!!!)
53. Erin’s deprived.
54. Not just of sex.
55. Jaime at least got some:)
56. And the rest were celibate.
57. but that’s okay because they believe in God and junk.
58. Neaner’s not gonna like this……
59. Think fast.
60. Spiffy’s inhaling screen printing chemicals….we guess they have the same effect as KILLS in a closed room.
61. Spiffy, I could’ve got you the real thing.
62. It’s time for our daily affirmation, we’re gonna do a good list today, because we are good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it people LIKE US.
63. Egocentric aren’t WE?
64. I’m being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor, ditto, ditto, and I don’t like it very much. Oh no, he swallowed my toe, oh gee, he swallowed my knee…oh heck, he swallowed my neck, oh dread, he swallowed my (gulp!)
65. I wear my pink Pajammas in the summer when its hot….
66. But tonight I’m naked as a new born babe!
67. Where did Erin’s brain cells go? Into the computer screen!
68. Picture pages, picture pages, time to do your picture pages, time to watch Bill Cosby do a picture page with you.
69. Your colon can moo, can you?
71. What kinda day are you having???? Mail us all of your interesting days!!!
72. Guess what? Erin’s on the phone again…
73. 4/17-9:30pm erin said “I don’t want to go to admin.” And the world quaked in fear because the apocolypse is near.
74. Pouty face.
75. Pinwheel, pinwheel spinning around, look through my pinwheel and see what I found.
76. Gotcha last
77. Cartoon Network…Sci-Fi Channel…Weather Channel….why don’t we have a crayola channel.
78. Erin is being the BIGGEST BITCH ON CAMPUS.
79. Cristi: hack…hack, cough…cough, I hate colds.
80. I one the sandbox, I two the sandbox,…I seven the sandbox, I eight the sandbox…EWEWEEEEEEeeeeee
81. Dolly ( the cloned sheep) ate the little lamb:(
82. Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little spam.
83. Roses are red, violets are blue, that’s what they say, but it just isn’t true. Roses are red, and apples are too, but violets are violet, violets aren’t blue. An orange is orange, but greenland’s not green. A pinky’s not pink, so what does it mean? To say something is blue when it’s not we defile it. But ah, what the heck? It’s hard to rhyme violet.
84. Guess what!!!!!!!9:34pm-Erin went to Admin. The world is safe once again.
86. Trivia: what is a common characteristic of dalmations without spots?
87. Jaime went to get the telephone. the keyboard is mine! mine do you hear me? MINE! Bwa-hahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha!
88. And so he says to me, do you wanna be a bad guy? and I say yeah baby yeah! I wanna be bad! surfs up space ponies! I’m making gravy without the lumps!
89. da-da da-da da dum, dum, i … am … your singing telegram. (BANG!)
90. We’re like the Mounties, we always get our man.
91. Mrs. Peacock was a MAN?!
92. May I say that you’re looking exceptionally lovely? Yes, I know, I know I seem too good to be true, but I’m not. Hows about we go and live happily ever after? … I’m your night in shining armour, baby. Your prince. Your one and only heart’s desire. Hark, I hear true love calling.
93. Cristi’s dog is sick
94. I do solemly swear to only watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make rude underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed leiderhosen every single day for the rest of my life!
95. Paul’s scary.
96. Why, Frank, you’re loosing your hair.
97. Gee whiz.
98. Ring around the rosey: about the plague?
99. The year I was going to graduate.
100. People who watch too much Japanese Anime start quoting and thinking like them…but sorry guys, YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.
NEANER, CRISTI, JAIME, INSPIRED BY ERIN AND A LINE OR TWO FROM FRANK, I MEAN PAUL.