Quotes 3-20-97

1. you know if this handle wasn’t pink, and it wasn’t made of plastic, and this moon thingy was a blade, this would be a pretty cool weapon. however, since it is made of plastic, and it’s an not edged weapon, and is it pink … it reminds me of a giant ice-cream scoop.
2. Varma must die
3. Don’t light the cat on fire, it annoys the cat.
4. This is in FRENCH!
5. And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those kids and their dog.
6. Cristi has Jolt
7. Dog years? Thanx.
8. In dog years, I’m dead.
9. 10 nights ago while we were all in bed, Mrs O’Leary left a lantern in the shed, and when the cow kicked it over, she winked her eye and said, “It’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight”
10. If a tree falls in the middle of the woods, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
11. I’m not as think as you high I am.
12. You know you watch too much Star Trek when you know the name of Jean-Luc Picard’s fish (Livingston).
13. Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy joy.
14. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
15. Care Bear STARE!
16. Care Bear Cousins ROAR!
17. This is more fun than a bed full of bunnies.
18. It’s Freddy the bear!
19. To p chem or not to p chem.
20. That’s very funny, a fly marrying a bumble-bee. I told you I’d shoot! but you didn’t believe me! Why didn’t you believe me?
21. We are siamese if you please … We are siamese if you don’t please.
22. PROJECTILES!
23. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
24. Caffeine caffeine caffeine cafeeine caffeine!
25. Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale …
26. I said a Boom chikka boom!
27. Anime Law # 11 – The Law of Inherent Combustability: Everything explodes. Everything.
28. I don’t know why you hate it so much, but as long as you hate something, they’re not going to like you, either.
29. In space, no one can hear you scream.
30. Falling in love with someone isn’t always a beautiful thing.
31. One way to tell you’re a caffeine addict – you suck on Vibrin rather than tic-tacs.
32. Aunty Em! Aunty Em! It’s a twister, it’s a twister!
33. Flying Saucers are real, the airforce doesn’t exist.
34. Jesus Saves … but Gretzky gets the rebound … He shoots, he scores!
35. Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
36. It’s a cook book! It’s a cook book!
37. Where did Paul and Jaime go?
38. Moo with me!
39. Draw a line in the sand and then make a stand.
40. It’s SPRING today!

Okay, that’s that.
Neaner, Spiffy, Cristi, Erin, Jaime

1. My hat!
2. How do you know you are not a figment of my
imagination?
3. If I ignore you will you go away?
4. Crazy, we were crazy once, we still are…
5. Wonderbras set off the metal detectors at the Republican
and Democratic National Conventions.
6. Listen to what I mean not what I say.
7. Erin says that she doesn’t go online much.
8. Who gives a rat’s ass?
9. Why are they called “cellphones” when they also work outside
of cells?
10. I got to embarass Cristi and Neaner and Spiffy and Paul and you and myself
and everybody at diner
11. People don’t realize that pieces of coral when painted brown and attached
with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer.
12. Three men all in black with long black trench coats are the amiable
of men.
13. Are the physics of Star Trek and Anime’ related in any way?
14. The Greatest American Hero
15. The Tarsus( the Dr. Who thing-looks like a phone booth…ya know..)
16. Pinky, if I wasn’t a dairy product I would hurt you.
17. Narf( stolen from Shnarf)
18. Her name is Bambi.
19. A rat does.
20. Next victim….
21. oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that’s
how we get Hamburgers. Noooooooooooooooooooowwwww…Chickens!
22. Whatever we teach you, do not believe it because it is not
necessarily true.-First Law of Physics.
23. What would people say when they hear that I’m a Jesus Freak,
what would people do when they find out it’s true?
24. Smashing Pumpkins is not nice to do, Pumpkin is a very nice young man.
25. Despite all my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cage.
26. I found myself in a desert called Cyberland.
27. Jump over the moon but make sure you have a good medical insurance.
28. No other road, no other way, no day but today.
29. SPOON!!!!!!!
30. Not in the face, NOT IN THE FACE!
31. Do you remember silly putty?
32. Everything I say is a lie, in fact, this sentence is a lie.
33. Spinning Wheel turns round and round.
34. Arise! Spin the frost and turn to ice those frozen souls.
I call upon with all that is mine.
Come to me white spirits and dance to the sacred music. Pull free and
chant the songs of old. Change your form into that of an icy white
giant, with magnificent strength, and a body so manly. I shall give
thee a name: Arise Guardian Prince of Snow.
35. I’m hungry and I feel like eating a pig’s head,
does anybody know where I can find me a pig’s head?
36. Beauty wins over Butt Ugly.
37. A bug passage has formed in the space between you! Get away from each other!
38. I’m not wearing any pants.
39. Scooby Doo’s fur is brown, and his spots are black — that’s a fact.
Oh, Scooby Doo tell me true, what exactly is a Scooby snack?
Scooby Doo is cool, Shaggy’s the Man, what are you two doing
in the back of the van?
Daphne looks so pretty with her eyes so green,
Let me take you back to the Mystery Machine.
40. Spam is the thing in the can.
41. Time to Reorder, this block is not valid postage.
42. Poor Mr. Wesley.
43. My name … is Deedlit.
44. Let’s go down to the bar, it’s not that far away from here.
Let’s go down to Cheers and drink a lot of … orange juice.
45. Order Takeout? Is that what you would wish for most?
46. Take two tablets every 4 – 6 hours as needed.
47. I’m normal, it’s the rest of the world that’s weird.
48. Like breeds like.
49. autoerotic is fixiation
50. and our 50th quote is … THERE IS NO 50TH QUOTE!

Okay, so we stopped at 50 this time, we didn’t have enough caffeine tonight.
~Cristi, Jaime, Neaner, and Spiffy

1. A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Wait that’s not how it starts!
2. Theme, theme guess what it is…..
3. Faster, faster, must go faster!!!
4. Please do not fire your guns at the alien spaceship, you may
inadvertantly cause an intergalactic war.
5. Mary, Mary……….Yes………I can see your house from here.
6. No really sir, I think I shall recover.
7. Good Morning, Dave…
8. I didn’t hear no fat lady singin’.
9. It is merely a flesh wound.
10.It’s full of stars……………………..
11.There it is…, behind the rabbit?…It is the rabbit.
12.We are the Knights who say Ni.
13.Not dead yet, I feel fine.
14.HAL-hallucingenitic artifical lifeform.
15.Mine, Mine mine mine mine
16.We want a shrubbery.
17.And they were forced to eat Robin’s minstrel, and there was much rejoicing
Yeah..
18.Bravely, bold Sir Robin…
19.Greenacres is the place to be…..
20.Kill the Wabbit, kill the wabbit, KILL THE WABBIT!!!!!
21.Erin’s gonna loose her job…….
22.M-I-C-K-E-Y L-O-U-S-E(no folks that’s not a typo)
23.Don’t eat the rasinets with legs.
24.Is that a silly little piece of rice or a silly little maggot?
WHACK….Definitly not Uncle Ben’s.
25.Heeeeelllllooooo, Mr. Wilson
26.PEZ
27.I hate broccoli … and yet, in some sense, I am broccoli.
28.We didn’t start the fire, but its great for roasting marshmellows.
29.We are Bablyianiacs…….
30.Here I come to save the day……..
31.It keeps going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going…
32.Doublemint, doublemint gum.
33.My cat is sitting here playing in the dirty laundry….
34.The dirty laundry is winning.
35.Chicken shouldn’t be eaten with the fingers, the fingers should be eaten
separately.
36.Don’t chop logic with me….
37.Pathalogical liars tell the truth all the time in the mirror universe
of our universe.
38.XYZ———-Xamine Your Zipper
39.Ralphy,….I can’t put my arms down.
40.You’ll shoot your eye out kid.
41.Redundancy is the art of idiots.
42.It’s a great big universe and we’re all really puny,
We’re just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney
It’s big and black and inky, and we are small and dinky
It’s a big universe and we’re not.
43.It’s a cookbook, it’s a cookbook…
44.Do you like my ears up or down.
45.Do the Dew or just do it.
46.Or is it to do the deed?
47.I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
48.Will you do it for a Scooby snack?…Two Scooby snacks?…Three?
49.One fish, two fish, Red fish, blue fish.
50.SURGEON: Oops…PATIENT: What you mean ‘Oops’?
51.Beans, beans the musical fruit.
52.Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
53.Schnarf, schnarf, schnarf….
54.Give me a break, give me a break……
55.Focus, Pinky, focus.
56.I’m in shower and I’m writing this song.
Stop me if you heard it, my skin is soapy and my hair is wet.
And tegrin spelled backwards is nirget.
57.There will be times when you get older,
when you want to sleep with people just to make them like you.
BUT, Don’t…
58.Nobody here but the FBI’s least wanted.
59.They’re here, they’re here albino brainchiggers. Cover your ears.
60.She’s an old lady, I mean look at her, she’s OLD.
Ya can’t just take her stuff. She’s too old.
61.Oh, for crying in the mud, Bobby.
62.I saw an old lady fall down on the sidewalk and I laughed.
Then I thought, what if I were an ant on that sidewalk and she fell on me?
That wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
63.Mosquitos only live for one day, y’know. I guess that means if they
skip breakfast they had a bad childhood.
64.Mr. Wizard’s World
65.Paw Paw Bears
66.Sun, rain, sleet, snow, sun, snow, sun, snow, sun, snow 3/6/97
Kutztown.edu oh yeah wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind
67.Time to make the doughnuts.
68.They Might be Giants, then again they might not.
69.Is it water in the acid or acid in the water.
70.All this can be yours for just $19.95
71.They’re heeeeerrreeee.
72.There can be only ONE.
73.Water go down the hhhoooolllle.
Water came back.
74.El’elator go uuuuuppppPPPPp.
El’elator go down!
I push the button.
75.Clap on *clap, clap*, Clap off *clap, clap*
76.Pickin’ up the field mice and boppin’em on the head.
77.Ob la dee, Ob la da, Life goes on.
78.Did you ever wonder…..?
79.Eat something.
80.We can clone SHEEP!
81.Space aliens meet with Rush Limbaugh.
And encourage him to run for president in 1996
82.no, the earthling is right……Think of something….
This has all been a bad dream, a bad dream.
oooohhh, aliens, scary
This is really scary.
83.This is not happening.
This is not happening.
This is not happening.
This is not happening.
This is not happening.
84.Don’t you think 8 hours of pornos is enough research.
Mulder? Oh research.
85.I am the very model of a modern Major General.
I am the very model of a modern Diplomatic Droid.
I am the very model of a cartoon individual.
My animation’s comical, unusual and whimsical.
86.Mulder there’s something up there.
I’ve been saying that for years.
87.There is no greater luck or good fortune
Than to be reborn with every heartbeat.
88.Macaronni……….
89.He’s dead, Jim
90.Tetsuo!………Kaneda!
91.Thundercats…..hoo.
92.I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba….his name is Yoda.
93.They’re all gonna laugh at you.
94.Can’t we all just get along?
NONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONO!
95.CH Ch ch chia.
96.Skittles, taste the rainbow.
97.Flatulance is combustable.
98.The wheel of time turns and ages come and pass,
Leaving memories that become legend.
99.We have achieved normality, I repeat: We have achieved normality.
Therefore, anything you still can’t cope with
is your own problem.
100.The warm love between a man and a woman
Can’t be frozen like tuna.
101.Now, that’s messed up.