For some time, Neaner.com has been business in the front, ritual quote list in the back (kind of like a mullet). I am still designing and hosting websites for friends and family, current clients, and random new people who find my ad in an old copy of the Talking Phonebook or on Angie’s List or [...]

BOOM! was the sound made when Steven’s house exploded. Steven was obviously angry with Gary for making his home a blazing inferno. He knew it was Gary because he’s the one who always told him, “one day I’m going to blow up your house.” Steven confronted Gary the day after the incident. He asked Gary [...]

This is a story about three boys who love to fish. They fish just about everyday of their lives. Today they decided to try a new place besides Frank’s Lake, where they normally go. They went to a little pond about 2 miles away and picked a good spot. They’ve been fishing for about an [...]

Medecine Mishaps One day my family and I took a trip to the circus. We rode the “Cheap Thrill” roller coaster and the teacups. Then my little brother started getting his reoccurring headaches. Mom gave him his prescription medication and bought him a bottle of vodka to wash it down. Later on we visited the [...]

Short Term Memory Loss Man A Play Frank – Hi, how are you doing? Peter – Fine, just fine Frank – What’s your name? Peter – Peter, how about you? Frank – How about me what? Peter – What’s your name? Frank – Oh, Frank, what’s yours? Peter – I already said “Peter,” can’t you [...]

A Mission for Me? “Has the mail arrived yet, Private?” asked General MacArthur. “Yes, sir. It’s right here, ” answered private Jim Property. “Good, I’m expecting a letter from my wife.” The General opened the letter and read it to himeself. Dear Arty, The flowers you sent me were so pretty (even though they attract [...]

Mr. Johnson, or as the neighborhood kids call him, guy with the big stomach, is basically a normal guy. He has a wife, 2 kids, and a dog. He works at Gary¹s Fish and Stuff on 4th and Oak. Mr. Johnson has only one problem though… he¹s a bit on the heavy side. All right [...]

Yeah, I’m a hero. Would you like to hear how I became a world famous celebrity? Well, I’m going to tell you anyway. It all started back in the summer of 87. I was working in my Garden when my cousin comes up to me and tells me about the space ship he saw last [...]

Dominant By nature, you are inclined to be highly outgoing, assertive and sociable. You will generally have little difficulty expressing yourself, working with others or functioning in group settings. In addition, you are likely to take a dominant or lead role in many situations. As a result, you may tend to seek out situations in [...]

I’ve been collecting these for a long time, it’s been edited a bit. “If you have some problem in your life and you need to deal with it and use religion, fine, if you have a problem, fine, I use Google.” Simon Amstell “She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books [...]